Britney Dating Her Bodyguard

July 2007 Word is surfacing that Britney may have found a new beau: her bodyguard. It sounds like a cheesy sequel to the movie "The Bodyguard, " that starred yesterday's news, Kevin Costner, and recovering crack addict, Whitney Houston. Maybe if we care to look somewhere there is a parallel here. We ask, what does our panel think of Britney and her new man, Damon, the bodyguard?

Teddy Celeb "Yeah, baby, this guy is pulling another Howard K. Stern. First he works for the bimbo, and next thing you know he'll be into all her money. Britney's greatest sin is that she's stupid. I also don't think she's a very good singer." We don’t think she's a good singer either. Now, Anita, she has some pipes!

Anita Star "The man offers protection. That is why she's attracted to him. I hope it works out and that this man will actually help her in all the areas of her life where she needs help." Want protection, Anita? "Perv!"

Sharon Moore "I think this one will work out. I have been making a lot of calls and I have learned that they are the real deal. Supposedly she's really fallen for this guy. So, I say to K-Fed: 'See ya – wouldn't want to be ya!'" Very nice, Sharon.

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